Sunday, February 10, 2008
armed and ready
Wedding season approacheth, with all of its pastel-baby's-breath-duponi-silk mania.
I'm going to be a bridesmaid!!
What kind of bridesmaid are you?
I don't think I'll be too picky about my BM dress, but there are a few stipulations:
1.
If it looks like something Katarina Witt or Michelle Kwan would wear, DELETE.
2.
You say Victorian, I say get back in your time machine and leave the premises. Immediately.
3.
Only pigeons and vermin are attracted to this much shine. Seriously.
4.
Lamé is actually a polite way of saying LAME.
Wedding season approacheth, with all of its pastel-baby's-breath-duponi-silk mania.
I'm going to be a bridesmaid!!
What kind of bridesmaid are you?
I don't think I'll be too picky about my BM dress, but there are a few stipulations:
1.
If it looks like something Katarina Witt or Michelle Kwan would wear, DELETE.
2.
You say Victorian, I say get back in your time machine and leave the premises. Immediately.
3.
Only pigeons and vermin are attracted to this much shine. Seriously.
4.
Lamé is actually a polite way of saying LAME.