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Friday, May 27, 2005
synapes have stopped firing?
WHAT??? okay, so i'm reading the intro of a new "Intimate Moments" book, and the opening scene details a drive-by in Spanish Harlem ('exotic locale' i think to myself after dredging through volumes of Mills & Boon's highly Eurocentric epistles). Oooh, urban, gritty, torrid romance on the horizon? The heroine has been injured by stray bullets and then seeks refuge in a neighbour's botanica. She looks in the mirror to check out what I assume to be life-threatening injuries...
alas, she can't see anything because...
SHE'S A VAMPIRE!!! what the heck!? Intimate Moments series=vampires?
"Audrey was in bed when the call came from her longtime vampire friend, Diego."
sigh. should be a fun read
WHAT??? okay, so i'm reading the intro of a new "Intimate Moments" book, and the opening scene details a drive-by in Spanish Harlem ('exotic locale' i think to myself after dredging through volumes of Mills & Boon's highly Eurocentric epistles). Oooh, urban, gritty, torrid romance on the horizon? The heroine has been injured by stray bullets and then seeks refuge in a neighbour's botanica. She looks in the mirror to check out what I assume to be life-threatening injuries...
alas, she can't see anything because...
SHE'S A VAMPIRE!!! what the heck!? Intimate Moments series=vampires?
"Audrey was in bed when the call came from her longtime vampire friend, Diego."
sigh. should be a fun read
// posted by naomi @ 11:38 a.m. 
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woah. ok that is extremely weird. i find it weird that all these romances come in such specific varieties... its almost like fetish porn in a way.
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