take a stand!v.unproductive day. the quark screen is killing my eyes-"MY EYES, MY EYES!!"-plus pizza lunch day and a Tuxedo cake from Longo's makes for a very stuffed and sleepy naomi.
2 things:
i) why does everyone slag on markham? sure it's the epitome of urban sprawl and the home to a disgusting number of chinese plazas and tim horton's, but there are nice things about the 'Ham (that's not for real, i just made that up). we have lots of park space, really good schools and libraries, well-kept public facilities, v.diverse communities, scenic streets, excellent places for chinese food, and pockets of pretty good shopping. it's not just a place where spoiled and frumpy weirdos congregate!!
ii) Liz and I have decided to form (if necessary) the Coalition Against Flying Cars*. Think about it people, if we allow these machines to be built, the sky will be jammed full of these aberrations, and we will be deprived of sky! you know that feeling of release when you breathe in that first breath of spring air, and look up to meet a beautiful blue sky. now imagine doing that but instead seeing the back of a tailpipe spewing exhaust back at you. how horrible would that be? stunted sightlines! fuel dripping down on our persons, victims of flying car droppings. and liz will tell you, it's no fun being crapped on by flying objects! HECK NO MAN!! say No to flying cars!
*we do not discriminate against planes. or flying carpets.