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Sunday, March 20, 2005
Step Right Up!
Dear Ladies and Gents,
In this limited time offer, I will be offering you a chance to be part of a FANTASTIC and DYNAMIC voice mail community! Every day, or sporadically, I will send you a message containing excerpts from whatever masterful manuscript I am currently proofing. Just think, you, YES, you!!! Could be on the receiving end of messages containing such gems as these:
"The person standing in front of her was definitely Tom, yes, but this was some Tom. This was Tom with a twist, Tom with a capital T for Totally hot."
"Couldn't he tell she was stressed to the max?"
Not convinced? Try this one on for size!
'Jo, you've missed your calling. You should drop accountancy and take up law. I feel like I"m being cross-examined.'
'And I feel like a mushroom.'
'A what?'
"Someone who's deliberately kept in the dark.'
I can tell you’re itching to send me your info, but hold on folks! It gets better!!
This service is available to you at a cost of…
NOTHING!!*
That’s right! It’s freeeeeee!! So drop that checkbook and just let the good times roll! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and groan-worthy moments that all of your friends will be enjoying-sign up NOW!!
*i'm serious! it’s really free!!
Dear Ladies and Gents,
In this limited time offer, I will be offering you a chance to be part of a FANTASTIC and DYNAMIC voice mail community! Every day, or sporadically, I will send you a message containing excerpts from whatever masterful manuscript I am currently proofing. Just think, you, YES, you!!! Could be on the receiving end of messages containing such gems as these:
"The person standing in front of her was definitely Tom, yes, but this was some Tom. This was Tom with a twist, Tom with a capital T for Totally hot."
"Couldn't he tell she was stressed to the max?"
Not convinced? Try this one on for size!
'Jo, you've missed your calling. You should drop accountancy and take up law. I feel like I"m being cross-examined.'
'And I feel like a mushroom.'
'A what?'
"Someone who's deliberately kept in the dark.'
I can tell you’re itching to send me your info, but hold on folks! It gets better!!
This service is available to you at a cost of…
NOTHING!!*
That’s right! It’s freeeeeee!! So drop that checkbook and just let the good times roll! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and groan-worthy moments that all of your friends will be enjoying-sign up NOW!!
*i'm serious! it’s really free!!
// posted by naomi @ 4:35 p.m. 
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i'm proofreading these scandalous novels, and those were some of the AWESOME lines i've come across recently =)
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