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Tuesday, June 08, 2004
i`ve always wanted to be this cool
from www.xanga.com/chrischoi
thehorange
in conjunction with hoofhartid
its a known fact that only cool people make up slang words...words like "kicks", "rides", "FOBs", "24-7" "cool" etc....so if cool people can make slang words can people who make slang words be cool? so one day, team hoofhartid chrischoi monkey & sons wanted to test this out. it was time to make a slang word.
but a lot of cool people who also happened to be elementary school dropouts, made slangs words that just plain sucked. think about it, how many times were you confused when they said things were "bad" or when they said "dope" you couldn't figure out if they were excited or on drugs (probably both.) so hoofhartid chrischoi monkey & sons wanted to create a word carefully and strategically...and that word was
horange
A horange story:
Years later when kids and armadillos of all sizes colors and genders are using the word horange like Korean churches drink tang, you can tell them the story of how it all began:
chrischoi: what rhymes with orange?
chrischoi: there is like no word that rhymes with it
HOofhartID: nope
HOofhartID: unless you make one up
chrischoi: lets make one up
HOofhartID: horange
HOofhartID: wut will our word mean?
chrischoi: lets make it a word that just explains things
chrischoi: its just the way it is
HOofhartID: and just use it horangely
yes, thats right horange. lets delineate its definition:
horange (adj/n/v/adv/pron/prep) of,or pertaining to everything and anything good or bad or ugly or cool or monkey.
It's a very useful word. i'm sure you've experienced times of frustration or joy or anything where you wanted to find a word but just couldn't think of it. the "tip of my tongue" feeling....well horange is the word for you. it means anything and everything you want it to mean. its the most versatile word on the planet. Heck it's the most versatile world in the entire horange universe. It's freakin horange!
got hit by a cab? just say "HOLY HORANGE"
want to tell a girl how you feel? "i horange you"
want to win jeopardy? "what is horange?" "thats correct"
people being annoyingly indecisive? "stop being so horange you horanges!!"
read a sucky blog? "that was the most horange thing ever!"
read an awesome blog? "that was the most horange thing ever!"
in addition...horange will also excite the poets of the world...for finally there's a word that rhymes with 'orange.' for years and years archaeologists and linguists have been searching for the golden word that rhymes with the delectable fruit and color. hoofhartid chrischoi monkeys & sons have found it. horange!
whats great about horange is that its also non-discriminatory....unlike any other word in the world, horange can be used in any language.
spanish "tan horange!"
korean "ya hornage"
japanese "tomo arihorange!"
hawaiian "aloha horange!"
monkey "ooo ooo eee ee horange aa aa!"
here's how you can use it in conversation:
You: wut's up
friend: hey buddy
You: sup
friend: chillin
friend: deciding what to eat
You: horange
friend: culture show practice later tonight
You: wut time is your horange practice?
friend: in two hours
You: dang...so horange
friend: sup with you?
You: not much...@ work on a saturday
You: the usual horange
friend: ooooooooh
so yes....horange is the wave of the future. horange is the uber ultimate word of all time. and thanks to the efforts of team hoofhartid chrischoi monkeys & sons, it is now yours. ain't that horange?
HOofhartID:you're so horange
chrischoi: you're so horange
add horange to your Microsoft word dictionary today so that it won't be underlined in that annoying red squiggly line every time you have to write that horange 10 page paper!
from www.xanga.com/chrischoi
thehorange
in conjunction with hoofhartid
its a known fact that only cool people make up slang words...words like "kicks", "rides", "FOBs", "24-7" "cool" etc....so if cool people can make slang words can people who make slang words be cool? so one day, team hoofhartid chrischoi monkey & sons wanted to test this out. it was time to make a slang word.
but a lot of cool people who also happened to be elementary school dropouts, made slangs words that just plain sucked. think about it, how many times were you confused when they said things were "bad" or when they said "dope" you couldn't figure out if they were excited or on drugs (probably both.) so hoofhartid chrischoi monkey & sons wanted to create a word carefully and strategically...and that word was
horange
A horange story:
Years later when kids and armadillos of all sizes colors and genders are using the word horange like Korean churches drink tang, you can tell them the story of how it all began:
chrischoi: what rhymes with orange?
chrischoi: there is like no word that rhymes with it
HOofhartID: nope
HOofhartID: unless you make one up
chrischoi: lets make one up
HOofhartID: horange
HOofhartID: wut will our word mean?
chrischoi: lets make it a word that just explains things
chrischoi: its just the way it is
HOofhartID: and just use it horangely
yes, thats right horange. lets delineate its definition:
horange (adj/n/v/adv/pron/prep) of,or pertaining to everything and anything good or bad or ugly or cool or monkey.
It's a very useful word. i'm sure you've experienced times of frustration or joy or anything where you wanted to find a word but just couldn't think of it. the "tip of my tongue" feeling....well horange is the word for you. it means anything and everything you want it to mean. its the most versatile word on the planet. Heck it's the most versatile world in the entire horange universe. It's freakin horange!
got hit by a cab? just say "HOLY HORANGE"
want to tell a girl how you feel? "i horange you"
want to win jeopardy? "what is horange?" "thats correct"
people being annoyingly indecisive? "stop being so horange you horanges!!"
read a sucky blog? "that was the most horange thing ever!"
read an awesome blog? "that was the most horange thing ever!"
in addition...horange will also excite the poets of the world...for finally there's a word that rhymes with 'orange.' for years and years archaeologists and linguists have been searching for the golden word that rhymes with the delectable fruit and color. hoofhartid chrischoi monkeys & sons have found it. horange!
whats great about horange is that its also non-discriminatory....unlike any other word in the world, horange can be used in any language.
spanish "tan horange!"
korean "ya hornage"
japanese "tomo arihorange!"
hawaiian "aloha horange!"
monkey "ooo ooo eee ee horange aa aa!"
here's how you can use it in conversation:
You: wut's up
friend: hey buddy
You: sup
friend: chillin
friend: deciding what to eat
You: horange
friend: culture show practice later tonight
You: wut time is your horange practice?
friend: in two hours
You: dang...so horange
friend: sup with you?
You: not much...@ work on a saturday
You: the usual horange
friend: ooooooooh
so yes....horange is the wave of the future. horange is the uber ultimate word of all time. and thanks to the efforts of team hoofhartid chrischoi monkeys & sons, it is now yours. ain't that horange?
HOofhartID:you're so horange
chrischoi: you're so horange
add horange to your Microsoft word dictionary today so that it won't be underlined in that annoying red squiggly line every time you have to write that horange 10 page paper!
// posted by naomi @ 12:12 a.m. 
